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    A Frauditor Dies and Approaches the Pearly Gates

    SAINT PETER: "May I help you? FRAUDITOR: "Name and badge number!" SAINT PETER: (places a warm welcoming hand on Frauditor's shoulder): "We don't have badge numbers up here, son." FRAUDITOR: "Don't touch me! That's assault!" SAINT PETER: "You won't need that camera up here. All our lives are...
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    Who is the world's toughest auditor? (Amongst auditors anyway)

    My vote is for Glenn Cerio. His leg sweeps are legendary. He once swept an entire box of a dozen glazed Krisp Kremes from the kitchen counter into a blender, the contents of which he consumed in sixty seconds flat, adding an additional six inches to his overhanging girth. If his leg sweeps don't...
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    How many of you auditors think the First Amendment gives you freedom to stick a camera in people's faces?

    In other words, how any of you dummies think cameras were around in 1791?
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    Let's take bets ............

    ....... as to when News Now Patrick, the pudgy little wife beater with the munchkin voice will finally reach puberty. He's my favorite, next to Richard 28 years old and living with Mommy Aguirre: "She spit in my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!"

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